No Excuse

If you are shopping with grandma this fine Black Friday morning, your chances to victory are slim to none. Without a doubt, the Friday after Thanksgiving is the consequential time to stuff your fucking face multiple times throughout the day. A plethora of Turkey sandwiches and college football, naturally. The fixins'? White bread, spread with mayo, dark meat, and pickles will consume this day. However, not you. You understand that the Thanksgiving holiday is one day, not two. It is essential that you maintain discipline.

In your team's best interest, you must work out tougher than a steel town girl on a Saturday night.



UPDATE I:

Anonymous: what did you have for dinner?
Lloyd: a little here and there.
Anonymous: what does that mean?
Lloyd: just that, and I had no dessert.
Anonymous: oh.

UPDATE II:

Anonymous: what did you have for dinner?
Mike D: I fucked up.
Anonymous: what does that mean?
Mike D: I ate a ton.
Anonymous: oh.