Disappointing

Let it be known, when you are on a stupid fucking diet, you do not go and eat at Caddalic Bar, Buffalo Wild Wings, T.G.I.F., or Woodrows. It makes perfect sense for Lloyd and Mike D to stay at home, eat iceburg lettuce, drink water, and do jumping jacks until this birdbrained bet ends. But not them, not these guys. These fucking guys hang out at all the super hip, super greasy parts of town, stuffing their faces while blabbing about how they are not eating the food at the places they visit. Then why fucking go? Don't give your team members the same 'ol shit, "but all I had was vodka and water and celery sticks." It doesn't matter, they don't want to hear it. You are letting your teams down and you fucking know it.

A lot of people are starting to get really pissed. You've asked for their support, they gave it to you, and now your reckless behavior is becoming a concern. Go ahead, lie to yourself and your team. Tell yourself that it's just fine if you just gobble up that last quesadilla. Wolf down that last fried green bean. Wash it down with a "light" beer, who fucking cares? You obviously don't. Diet? Sounds like you can eat what you want, pathetic.

Have fun this weekend eating your 96 oz. steak, losers.



Nothing inspiring about today, very disappointing.

Never Show Your Hand

The gloves are beginning to coming off. As of late yesterday, Team Gasdia and Team Mike D have officially disclosed confidential information on their progress of Shed the Weight '08. Dumb asses. Team Mike D must have felt the pressure after Team Gasida's foolish move. It also seems that Mr. Dumoit is stepping up the showboating.

"I don't know how many more pounds I can lose." - Mike Dumoit

Peer pressure at it's best, one sucker after another.

Nevermind that. The two teams have begun a powerful form of psychological warfare. Both claim they are telling the truth. Fucking liars. It is important to realize that whomever is in the lead now is obviously vulnerable and possibly lying. After full disclosure, Lloyd's feathers must have been ruffled just a bit, Mr. Dumoit seems to be in the unofficial lead. However, It is much easier going forward knowing where your opponent stands in this stupid competition. There will be an impulse to sit back, eat a fucking roast beef sandwich with pickles and watch Judge Judy. During this mini-victory phase, your opponent will have the luxury of gaining momentum without notice. When you least expect it, New Years Eve rolls around and then whack, you get blindsided with a sledgehammer to the face. Loser!

Team Mike D is clearly in the lead on a 2-to-1 ratio by 5.5 pounds about halfway through. Somebody is about to get fucked. Keep your composure, do not falter, and just remember, winner takes it all.

Reckless

With a slight, unforgivable hiatus on updates, it seems that one team refuses to take a breather. In a bold, fucktarded move, Team Gasdia has ceremoniously shown their hand in the competition, with 28 days to go. What the fuck is that shit? This changes the sediment of the whole wager. It would have been clever to down play your fucking progress, sheltering the upper hand from your opponent. Fuck that. Not Mr. Lloyd Gasdia, undoubtedly a barbarian in his own right.

That's right, 221.6 lbs. after about a month into the competition. Intimidation at its best with a net loss of 18.5 lbs.

"There's no wall in sight on my end, you're going to need every ounce - I'm bringing it and I'm bringing it double, bitches." - Lloyd Gasdia

Pay attention Team Mike D, Lloyd is boasting and posting his progress, will you? Despite stuffing your fucking face with blackened tilapia and shrimp, eating my queso, and munching on hushpuppies; you have a lot on your plate this week, literally. Do not let this image interfere with your sediment, you have the 2-to-1 advantage in this competion. From the latest reports, it seems as though you will begin training hard with your team leader, Mr. Jackson. With a plethora of Jiu Jitsu and boxing lined up, there is no reason you shouldn't be neck and neck with Team Gasdia with a little less than a month to go. Go get 'em tiger.

Jiu Jitsu, Kickboxing- the effort is the same. Train your hardest to defeat Tong Po, or Lloyd Gasdia, whomever comes first.

UPDATE I: In an unforseen move, Team Mike D... whether they like it or not, has disclosed their weight as of today. With a total loss of roughly twelve pounds, it clearly reveals their lead and accomplishments over the past few weeks. Team Gasdia, you better wake the fuck up. With a brazen attitude and audacious rhetoric, you may have overlooked your opponent's progress. No longer can you sit on your ass, eating rice cakes and spinach salads expecting a win. It is the hard numbers that will eventually call this bet.