Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Never Show Your Hand

The gloves are beginning to coming off. As of late yesterday, Team Gasdia and Team Mike D have officially disclosed confidential information on their progress of Shed the Weight '08. Dumb asses. Team Mike D must have felt the pressure after Team Gasida's foolish move. It also seems that Mr. Dumoit is stepping up the showboating.

"I don't know how many more pounds I can lose." - Mike Dumoit

Peer pressure at it's best, one sucker after another.

Nevermind that. The two teams have begun a powerful form of psychological warfare. Both claim they are telling the truth. Fucking liars. It is important to realize that whomever is in the lead now is obviously vulnerable and possibly lying. After full disclosure, Lloyd's feathers must have been ruffled just a bit, Mr. Dumoit seems to be in the unofficial lead. However, It is much easier going forward knowing where your opponent stands in this stupid competition. There will be an impulse to sit back, eat a fucking roast beef sandwich with pickles and watch Judge Judy. During this mini-victory phase, your opponent will have the luxury of gaining momentum without notice. When you least expect it, New Years Eve rolls around and then whack, you get blindsided with a sledgehammer to the face. Loser!

Team Mike D is clearly in the lead on a 2-to-1 ratio by 5.5 pounds about halfway through. Somebody is about to get fucked. Keep your composure, do not falter, and just remember, winner takes it all.

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