Pivotal Point

Dieting must be one of the hardest tasks that you can attempt to tackle. The gyms will be filled with a whole lot of numb-nuts right after the new year, trying to promise themselves that they can shed those last few holiday pounds. Bullshit, it never lasts. They will be right back on their couch the middle of February eating wings, meat lovers pizzas, and washing it down with a six pack of beer. However, the feat that these two retards are trying to accomplish is of mammoth proportions. Who in their right fucking mind would diet through the Holidays? Inspirational.

With about two weeks to go, it is coming down to the wire. You have no fucking time to cheat yourself and sneak in that one last meal. From here on out you will keep your nose to the grindstone. If you choose not to, you will lose this fucking bet and be labeled as a big fat loser with no pun intended.

The past few weeks have been hard. Don't let anything stand in your way and get you down. Tough it out for thirteen more days, push yourself, and crush your pathetic opponent. You will need all the help you can get.