From what I have heard, these two numbnuts are still on speaking terms, for now. In the coming future, the turn of the tides... as some would say, will ensue.
No more acquaintanceship, no more slaps on the back. Not even a "hey bud." Most likely communications will be very limited to fuck you's, quit texting me's, and long, drawn out fucktarded voicemails. The rumors are flying and the shit is hitting the fan. Contestants are already starting to embark on huge sacrifices. Not since the history of man has Team Mike D turned down free beer, until last night. Impressive.
The main reason Mike D is in this retarded competition is due to his love of beer. Kegs, cans, bottles, bring it. He loves it. It drives him, it motivates him, it makes him fat. However, without it, the monster transpires.
If Team Mike D's trend continues, it is imperative that Team Gasdia take this into consideration. Steamed crabs and hiking with the family just wont fucking cut it.
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We all know that you are thankful for hookers and booze Mike D, but make sure to at least leave the booze alone this Thanksgiving Holiday. You team is counting on you.
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