Monday, November 19, 2007

Upcoming Challenges

What we have here ladies and gentlemen is a rough and trying week for the contenders. This is one of the worst, if not the most strenuous times of the year, the holidays. With Thanksgiving right around the corner, and 41 days left, allow no room for error.

It has been a rough start for Team Mike D. One of his main sponsors and benfactors, Mike Jackson cannot be found. Not even reachable by cell phone, unacceptable. This is alarming, Mike D may have no guidance. Having already desperately tried to set up a dinner last night with his opponent Mr. Gasdia, it looks grim. However, to Mike D's surprise, the dinner was put on the backburner while Lloyd is off to visit family in the North East. Family? Doubt it. If weather cooperates, sounds to me like Lloyd's taking a little time off for some cold weather training.

If Team Mike D has the strength to endure this upcoming week, keeping pace with Team Gasdia, he may have a fearsome upper-hand in the following weeks. As Lloyd gets back from the Boston area, he will begin to have Tex-Mex withdrawls. It is inevitable. They just don't make that shit up North like they do down here in Texas. You are fucked Lloyd, watch yourself.

Cold weather training, the crusade to victory has begun.



UPDATE: It has been brought to my attention that Mr. Dumoit has been having a slight case of insomnia due to migrating motor complex (or migrating myoelectric complex), either way it sounds excruciating.

UPDATE II: There have been recent talks of sabotage, this malicious behavior must continue.

UPDATE III: Seems that Team Gasdia may have something up their sleeve in the introduction of a new, and very important sponsor. Developing...

UPDATE IV: In a surprise move, Team Mike D's leader and principal, Mr. Jackson has made a stunning change of events, leaving "The Island" which was abundant with Pintail, Redheads, Buffleheads, and Gadwall. He has made the decision to head back to Houston to support his team through the holidays, increasing the pressure on Team Gasdia. A true dignitary indeed. Most should be aware of his nimbleness, and maybe even be alarmed. Take notice.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just a friendly reminder... FAT DOESN'T TAKE A DAY OFF, so neither should you!

Anonymous said...

It is not hard to leave a comment here. Quit fucking complaining.

Lloyd said...

Man, leaving comments is tough - Team DUMB oit is living up to the name